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The Prophet

Visions of dance music from the mind of The Prophet.

Articles From This Author

VIPBottleService
OPINION

Who Cares About the Music aka The Gaudy Garishness of Festival VIP Culture

By The Prophet
SouthPark
OPINION

A 4 1/2 Minute Edit is Like Premature Ejaculation for True Dance Music Fans

By The Prophet
UltraFans
OPINION

Sorry Folks, the EDM Gravy Train is Over

By The Prophet
Diplo_1_30_18
OPINION

A DJ Hyping the Crowd is Nothing Short of Embarrassing, and You're to Blame

By The Prophet
Main_Stage
OPINION

Stay True to Your Music, or Admit You Were Never a Real Fan

By The Prophet
FestivalGirl_1_30_18
OPINION

Please, Please, Please, No One Wants To See Your Festival Videos

By The Prophet
DRWho
OPINION

Dance Music is a Form of Time Travel, Try and Tell Us Otherwise

By The Prophet
FestivalMud
OPINION

Have We Hit Peak Festival? Do You Enjoy Being Treated Like a Pig in Muck?

By The Prophet
UltraPlur
OPINION

Is There Anything More Ridiculous Than PLUR?

By The Prophet
ArminVanBuuren
OPINION

You're Either a Trance Fan, or Your Opinion is Wrong

By The Prophet