Sorry Folks, the EDM Gravy Train is Over
The Prophet returns... and he doesn't have kind things to say.
Dance Music Commentary
A DJ Hyping the Crowd is Nothing Short of Embarrassing, and You're to Blame
Please stop telling me to jump.
Stay True to Your Music, or Admit You Were Never a Real Fan
The Prophet is back sharing his personal dilemma about what it means to stay true to the music.
Please, Please, Please, No One Wants To See Your Festival Videos
If you didn't take a SnapChat in the DJ booth, did it really happen?
Dance Music is a Form of Time Travel, Try and Tell Us Otherwise
Forget worm holes, The Prophet knows a secret way to travel through time.
Have We Hit Peak Festival? Do You Enjoy Being Treated Like a Pig in Muck?
Festivals continue to grow in size and number but can they sustain forever?
Is There Anything More Ridiculous Than PLUR?
The Prophet looks into the past, present, and future of PLUR to share his visions of the dance music movement.
