The Prophet
Who Cares About the Music aka The Gaudy Garishness of Festival VIP Culture
After all, you're nothing more than a Very Important Peasant
A 4 1/2 Minute Edit is Like Premature Ejaculation for True Dance Music Fans
The Prophet takes no prisoners with his latest dance music commentary
Sorry Folks, the EDM Gravy Train is Over
The Prophet returns... and he doesn't have kind things to say.
A DJ Hyping the Crowd is Nothing Short of Embarrassing, and You're to Blame
Please stop telling me to jump.
Please, Please, Please, No One Wants To See Your Festival Videos
If you didn't take a SnapChat in the DJ booth, did it really happen?
Have We Hit Peak Festival? Do You Enjoy Being Treated Like a Pig in Muck?
Festivals continue to grow in size and number but can they sustain forever?
Is There Anything More Ridiculous Than PLUR?
The Prophet looks into the past, present, and future of PLUR to share his visions of the dance music movement.
